Boy - it's been a while since our favorite train wreck found a new track to ramble down.

Well that new track is the Caribbean, and guets at the posh hotel she was at were shocked when she went topless and decided to bear it all dancing on her hotel room balcony.

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Mariah Carey wants to bear it all this Christmas - the 38 year old singer says she plans on putting a hot red bikini, then jump in the snow.

serious - I am not lieing - really - no kidding..

Oh darn - it couldn't happeen to a nicer girl.

But LA police say while Paris was out playing the other night - someone broke into her home - ransacked her bedroom, making off with 2 million dollars in jewels.

Thank god with this tough economic time, that someone is showing the way forward of restraint and responsibility.

Paris Hilton is celebrating Christmas, but buyinh a Pink Bentley

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Well - we actually don't think she wanted to be.

And the guy - self described fan did some serious police time for it.

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Remember when Hilary Duff was like this Disney sort of Girl.

Cute as a button - but sexy - NO.

Well now she talks about her virginity and gets all stripped down for Maxim.

For Christs sake - she is over 50 now - give me a break.

Yeah she fell at a show in Rio.

lets just all be thankful she got back up, I mean at her age she could have broken a hip - more..

Olga Kurylenko has vowed never to kiss on the first date.

The Ukrainian-born beauty - who stars as Daniel Craig's love interest Camille Montes in the latest film in the James Bond movie franchise 'Quantum of Solace' - insists she wouldn't lock lips with someone too soon after meeting them.

Check out her Maxim photo shoot video

Our Friends girl Jennifer Aniston - has always had a very nive Bod.

Now with her GQ cover it's time to stroll back through the years with Bikini shots of her past and present.

40 yes - Hot yes.

Worth a look - definately - Jennifer Anistion reveals it all for GQ magazine.

Kate Moss has been seen clutching what appears to be sex drug amyl nitrate.

Kate - on drugs? What a shocker ..

Our Little Emma - not quite a Woman but no longer a girl.

At 18 she is ready to disrobe - for art of course.

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Cast member Brad Pitt and his partner actress Angelina Jolie attend the premiere of the movie "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" at the Mann's Village theatre in Westwood, California December 8, 2008. The movie opens in the U.S. on December 25.

You know Brit - here I am waiting for some word, some communique, some little notion that you really care.

but did I get my Invite to your Birthday - NNNOOOOOOO

Well she still looks good - which is amazing considering the year she has had.

Gotta love those mugs shots

It's so heart warming to see true love prosper - even if it's between a Hollywood drama Queen, and a wacked out Lesbian DJ.

But Lindsay Lohan says all is fine between her and Samantha - honest!!

Okay seems like our favorite couple is back where they belong.

Amy in Hospital, and her oh so loveable husband Blake in Jail.

Is it just a publicity stunt - or something stranger.

Whatever EOnline is reporting that Paris has fallen off her rocker and become a DIVA.

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Only in Germany do they come up with this stuff, but made me laugh.

Get a load of what they think Amy should do to attract a new man

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say it ain't so - then again I might be single, and Penelope is amazing.

But word is she and her boyfriend Javier Bardem are on the outs.

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Madonna is furious Alex Rodriguez dropped out of Kabbalah training because he was "bored".

While Reece Witherspoon isn't ready to sing cards just yet, her latest film is already heading home for the holidays.

Paris Hilton has been desperately trying to win ex-lover Benji Madden back.

The heiress chased her former boyfriend across Los Angeles on Saturday night in an attempt to reconcile with him following their split last week.

Eva Mendes doesn't like wearing low cut tops, but will "bring the girls out" on special occasions.

TROUBLED singer Amy Winehouse has admitted her marriage is over, adding she and Blake Fielder-Civil were only together for sex.

The award-winning Back To Black singer said her jailbird husband has fallen into the arms of a blonde German model Sophie Schandorff, who was reported mouthing "I love you" to Fielder-Civil at the start of his trial.

Actress Kristen Johnston has followed in the footsteps of Alicia Silverstone, Eva Mendes and Christina Applegate and posed nude for PETA. The former '3rd Rock from the Sun' star has joined hands with the animal rights group in their campaign against the horse-drawn carriage rides on offer in New York.

She may just have split from rocker boyfriend Benji Madden, but Paris is clearly burying herself in her work as she poured herself into a black PVC dress at an event last night.

Karolina Kurkova beat out the hottest actresses, models, and singers in the world for the title of "World's Sexiest Woman."

On Ryan Seacrest's KIIS F.M radio program Friday, the hotel heiress denied reports that she had dumped boyfriend Benji Madden, and went one step further, saying she was "still in love with him."

Lindsay Lohan and lover Samantha Ronson had a physical fight during a night out in London.

DJ Samantha reportedly flew into a jealous rage when she spotted girlfriend Lindsay flirting and dancing erotically with her ex-boyfriend, British model Calum Best, at exclusive nightclub Boujis on Tuesday, and stormed over to confront the pair.

SINGER ASHLEE SIMPSON has given birth to her first child.

Husband PETE WENTZ was present at the hospital to welcome their son into the world.

Eliot Spitzer's Former Escort Opens Up About Childhood, Challenges, Hopes for the Future

The marriage of pop queen Madonna and film director Guy Ritchie is officially over after a district judge granted them a “quickie divorce” this morning.

SHE barked away rumours she was romancing a toy-boy this year but has Elle Macpherson got her cougar claws into an eligible American silver fox?

Paris Hilton and her boyfriend of nine months, Benji Madden, have broken up.

Paris' publicist Alanna McCarthy said that the two "remain very good friends". - Yeah Paris has loads of good freinds, with good video cameras.

Britney Spears has waited a long time to tell her side of the story about the chaotic last few years of her life, but now she is ready to “set the record straight,” according to MTV.

In a new 90 minute documentary set to air on Nov. 30, the singer is opening up about everything from her new album to her mental breakdown.

Angelina Jolie broke down in tears at a London press conference yesterday as she paid tribute to her late mother.

The Oscar-winning actress grew teary-eyed as she recalled how difficult she found it to play a mother in her latest film The Changeling, which was filmed shortly after her mum Marcheline Bertrand died in January 2007.

Okay I am old to remember Carol Alt posing in early SWwimsuit editions for SI.

Now at 48, she is going a step beyond that and posing raw, nude, bare - for Playboy.

Gotta wonder how much photoshop they will use

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The 28-year old actress has joked her shapely rear was behind Denzel Washington winning an Academy Award for 'Training Day', and thinks she should get credit if her latest film 'The Spirit' wins an Oscar.

Samantha Ronson performed a sexy lap dance for Lindsay Lohan.

The DJ - who was playing a set at exclusive London night spot Chinawhite on last Wednesday  - treated her 'Mean Girls' star girlfriend to the saucy routine as Katy Perry hit 'I Kissed a Girl' was played.

Ukrainian model and actress Olga Kurylenko (Now best known as new Bond girl for the James Bond 007 hit 'Quantum of Solace' is featured in GQ November issue and maxim November Issue as well as across screens across the world for the new film. Olga Kurylenko brings the heat for the shoot.

Another Bond film, another debate about the role of women in the long-running franchise.

In "Quantum of Solace," released in the United States on Friday, Olga Kurylenko's character Camille has been held up as a model female foil for today's 007 -- tough, independent, modern.

Brad Pit is furious that his ex-wife,  Jennifer Aniston, said that Angelina was uncool for spilling the beans about falling in love with him while he was still married.

Aussie model Miranda Kerr has set pulses racing with her mouth-watering pose on the cover of Miami mag Ocean Drive.

So what does Jen think of Angelina and Brad.

The Knives come out ..

In the September issue of Interview, Kate Moss didn't have many nice things to say about early-nineties Calvin Klein–underwear–ad co-star Mark Wahlberg. "At the time he was such a dickhead," she told Glenn O'Brien. "He wasn't very nice." Well, Marky Mark is firing back — in Nuts magazine no less. Kate didn't like his attitude? He didn't like her figure!

Hey don't blame me - she started it.

Now our Lindsay is saying she isn't Lesbian, does that mean she is a switch hitter

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Could Britney really be on the mend?

Could she be on the road to being a good mom?

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Word is Tom Brady (our injured New England Patriots Quarterback is bored.

So what better way to spend the days than with Supermodel Giselle - and now is it possible he is spending his time arranging a wedding?

Also, Giselle goes glam for her Elle Photo Shoot

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The 33-year-old actress - who raises six kids with partner Brad Pitt - has been burning off her post-pregnancy pounds with a Nintendo Wii console, which requires players to use their body to control their games' characters.